As a participant in the infamous Torturous Iterations, you're expected to endure an eternity of pointless meetings. Don't worry, though, we've got a strict agenda to keep things "on track."
Today: 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Torturous Iterations: Participant Agenda (You're here!)
Tomorrow: 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: The Art of Procrastination (Don't bother showing up, we'll just talk about it)
Wednesday: 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Infinite Loop of Meetings (You'll never leave)